Comments on: My Sweaty Observations of Men http://susancourtad.com/2007/07/30/my-sweaty-observations-of-men/ Real writing for real life. Fri, 15 Oct 2010 00:38:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Susan http://susancourtad.com/2007/07/30/my-sweaty-observations-of-men/comment-page-1/#comment-227 Susan Tue, 31 Jul 2007 23:54:26 +0000 http://susancourtad.com/2007/07/30/my-sweaty-observations-of-men/#comment-227 Bob, you are correct that women do not pass gas, burp, sweat excessively or emit any other offensive odors or noises, ever. The X chromosome has biologically programmed us to be ever so ladylike at all times. Therefore, based solely on my heightened sense of empathy for your plight, I can only advise you to always work out next to another male, so you can blame any "phenomenons" on him (like a car hiding from the cop's radar gun by traveling next to a 18 wheeler). Or just run away. If you buy a pass card rather than a full membership, you can travel from gym to gym at different times to avoid showing your face to the same group of people. However, I'd be interested to see what other advice you get on your own blog... Bob, you are correct that women do not pass gas, burp, sweat excessively or emit any other offensive odors or noises, ever. The X chromosome has biologically programmed us to be ever so ladylike at all times. Therefore, based solely on my heightened sense of empathy for your plight, I can only advise you to always work out next to another male, so you can blame any “phenomenons” on him (like a car hiding from the cop’s radar gun by traveling next to a 18 wheeler). Or just run away. If you buy a pass card rather than a full membership, you can travel from gym to gym at different times to avoid showing your face to the same group of people. However, I’d be interested to see what other advice you get on your own blog…

]]> By: Bob http://susancourtad.com/2007/07/30/my-sweaty-observations-of-men/comment-page-1/#comment-228 Bob Tue, 31 Jul 2007 14:19:39 +0000 http://susancourtad.com/2007/07/30/my-sweaty-observations-of-men/#comment-228 I've been meaning to ask for advice on my own blog about a certain effect of working out while being a man -- specifically, the proper etiquette to follow when the human body performs a naturally-occuring phenomenon while doing crunches or other abdomen-compressing exercises. I'm assuming that said phenomenon never happens to women. Only men. Actually, as far as I know, only to me. But I need some advice to follow for when it happens. I’ve been meaning to ask for advice on my own blog about a certain effect of working out while being a man — specifically, the proper etiquette to follow when the human body performs a naturally-occuring phenomenon while doing crunches or other abdomen-compressing exercises.

I’m assuming that said phenomenon never happens to women. Only men. Actually, as far as I know, only to me. But I need some advice to follow for when it happens.

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