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By: Where has all the good spam gone? « One-Woman Show

Where has all the good spam gone? « One-Woman Show — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:11:09 +0000

[...] just not the same as before — the times when I could write long posts about the Penis Enlarge Patch, dreaming of the day I could get freelance work writing taglines for the PEP boys. BTW, if you [...]

By: Susan

Susan — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:58:32 +0000

Brian at Catsandbeer – Wow. That’s all I have to say. Nothing to do with size people…except of the list of variations for the PEP headlines. That took a lot of work on someone’s effort to come up with all of those!

By: catsandbeer.com

catsandbeer.com — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:33:40 +0000

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By: Email confuses me « One-Woman Show

Email confuses me « One-Woman Show — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:15:31 +0000

[...] my father is beginning to think I just like to blog so I can write the word penis a bunch of times. I will try to be a bit more demure about the whole [...]

By: Susan

Susan — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 23:02:31 +0000

Bob, the video is priceless. Good for the scambaiter! As for the other subject matter, well, I’d have to see the output (of the email) first before deciding whether I can (or should) take on the challenge. Jessica, fortunately I have not received any emails with photos…then again, I only accept emails in plain text format. Now I know why. Minivan B, I don’t know how to get the patch. There must have been an 800 (900?) number included in the original email, but I lost track after the whole color my world thing. Finally, Lulu, I’m sorry this made you dizzy! It is true that once I got started I began to feel a bit like my son in the number of times I worked “penis” (his word choice is “weiner”) into the post. Woman on a mission? More like woman without a life, at least that night.

By: MinivanBohemian

MinivanBohemian — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 21:00:37 +0000

NOT noticeable…I meant to say that it is virtually undetectable. (Not enough sleep. Sorry)

By: MinivanBohemian

MinivanBohemian — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:59:03 +0000

Um..okay so how do we get the penis patch? You did not say? Mine is so noticeable that I have yet to find it. It sure would be helpful if it was colorful! Who thinks of these marvels!

By: Lulu

Lulu — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:47:14 +0000

All of this talk of Spam and penises (peni?) is making me dizzy. And that’s all that I have to say about that.

What really amazes me is that you took the time to individually change the font color on every single letter of “rainbow tie-dye.” You’re a woman on a mission.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:51:15 +0000

Huh. I haven’t received the tie-dye, penis envy spam. I always get the ones where the chick is looking at this huge shlong (sp?) and her eyes are as big as saucers. You know, the penis enhancer spams. Those always get through our spam guard for some reason. Its especially welcome when my 8 year old is peering over my shoulder as I open my email.

Ah, the curses of Al Gore’s Internet.

By: Bob

Bob — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 14:05:06 +0000

Also, hopefully I’ll get one of my favorite spams to forward to you in the near future. Apparently, among my other inadequacies, I’m not, umm…oh, hell, there’s no way to be coy about this…apparently I’m not delivering enough ejaculate.

This particular spam promises to double the payload, so to speak. Now I’ve had many, many complaints in regards to my performance over the years, but I have yet to find the woman who wants MORE of that particular substance. (Feel free to edit or remove this post if I’ve gotten a little too graphic here.)