Comments on: I will beat myself silly with a limp lizard http://susancourtad.com/2007/09/26/i-will-beat-myself-silly-with-a-limp-lizard/ Real writing for real life. Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:01:06 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: My craziness dost spilleth over « One-Woman Show http://susancourtad.com/2007/09/26/i-will-beat-myself-silly-with-a-limp-lizard/comment-page-1/#comment-351 My craziness dost spilleth over « One-Woman Show Tue, 20 Nov 2007 00:58:31 +0000 http://susancourtad.com/2007/09/26/i-will-beat-myself-silly-with-a-limp-lizard/#comment-351 [...] by Susan on November 19, 2007 Hey, I used the idea from my I Will Beat Myself Silly with a Limp Lizard post and drafted a holiday “Spill” for the folks at ParentsConnect.com. They liked [...] [...] by Susan on November 19, 2007 Hey, I used the idea from my I Will Beat Myself Silly with a Limp Lizard post and drafted a holiday “Spill” for the folks at ParentsConnect.com. They liked [...]

]]> By: My life in poetry…or not « One-Woman Show http://susancourtad.com/2007/09/26/i-will-beat-myself-silly-with-a-limp-lizard/comment-page-1/#comment-350 My life in poetry…or not « One-Woman Show Mon, 05 Nov 2007 18:49:03 +0000 http://susancourtad.com/2007/09/26/i-will-beat-myself-silly-with-a-limp-lizard/#comment-350 [...] to whine, sob, become non-communicative, and droop around like T-Rex’ T-Rex. (Remember him? He’s still on my living room floor in the same spot without any of his insides inside. I’ve been vaccuuming around him.) There were bright spots this weekend, but the aggravating [...] [...] to whine, sob, become non-communicative, and droop around like T-Rex’ T-Rex. (Remember him? He’s still on my living room floor in the same spot without any of his insides inside. I’ve been vaccuuming around him.) There were bright spots this weekend, but the aggravating [...]

]]> By: Madame Queen http://susancourtad.com/2007/09/26/i-will-beat-myself-silly-with-a-limp-lizard/comment-page-1/#comment-349 Madame Queen Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:40:49 +0000 http://susancourtad.com/2007/09/26/i-will-beat-myself-silly-with-a-limp-lizard/#comment-349 I hate all those straps and tie downs in toys. What is the purpose of that, I ask you? And sometimes they use really teeny, tiny little screws that no living screwdriver could possibly unscrew. I hate all those straps and tie downs in toys. What is the purpose of that, I ask you? And sometimes they use really teeny, tiny little screws that no living screwdriver could possibly unscrew.

]]> By: Julie Long http://susancourtad.com/2007/09/26/i-will-beat-myself-silly-with-a-limp-lizard/comment-page-1/#comment-348 Julie Long Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:44:33 +0000 http://susancourtad.com/2007/09/26/i-will-beat-myself-silly-with-a-limp-lizard/#comment-348 I can't quit laughing out loud! Marvelous post! I can’t quit laughing out loud! Marvelous post!

]]> By: Sophie http://susancourtad.com/2007/09/26/i-will-beat-myself-silly-with-a-limp-lizard/comment-page-1/#comment-347 Sophie Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:42:54 +0000 http://susancourtad.com/2007/09/26/i-will-beat-myself-silly-with-a-limp-lizard/#comment-347 I KNOW what ya mean!! What is it with the ridiculus way toy manufacturers strap down toys in their boxes?!?!? They are impossible to get out. UGH. I KNOW what ya mean!! What is it with the ridiculus way toy manufacturers strap down toys in their boxes?!?!? They are impossible to get out. UGH.

]]> By: Morning, Mom « One-Woman Show http://susancourtad.com/2007/09/26/i-will-beat-myself-silly-with-a-limp-lizard/comment-page-1/#comment-346 Morning, Mom « One-Woman Show Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:44:37 +0000 http://susancourtad.com/2007/09/26/i-will-beat-myself-silly-with-a-limp-lizard/#comment-346 [...] I will beat myself silly with a limp lizard [...] [...] I will beat myself silly with a limp lizard [...]

]]> By: Lulu http://susancourtad.com/2007/09/26/i-will-beat-myself-silly-with-a-limp-lizard/comment-page-1/#comment-345 Lulu Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:25:31 +0000 http://susancourtad.com/2007/09/26/i-will-beat-myself-silly-with-a-limp-lizard/#comment-345 Damn these toys made in China! You see, not only do the Chinese toy manufacturers like to fill their toys with lead, they like to make mamas all over the world turn into seething crazies. They need to start including warning labels on these toys: Warning! Toy may contain lead and hundreds of tiny plastic parts that are difficult to disassemble and that may or may not work, causing death and/or death. Damn these toys made in China! You see, not only do the Chinese toy manufacturers like to fill their toys with lead, they like to make mamas all over the world turn into seething crazies. They need to start including warning labels on these toys:

Warning!
Toy may contain lead and hundreds of tiny plastic parts that are difficult to disassemble and that may or may not work, causing death and/or death.

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