Comments on: Morning, Mom

By: Madame Queen

Madame Queen — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:37:40 +0000

Bubba once said to me “Mommy, why is your belly so big?” I had to give him Lesson #1 in talking to women — Women don’t like to be told that they’re fat. It makes them sad. Very, very sad. I hope it sticks with him!

By: Bob

Bob — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 14:13:09 +0000

I said almost the same thing as T-Rex this morning, only to my wife. Her reaction was pretty much the same as Sophie’s.

By: Lulu

Lulu — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 23:01:41 +0000

Oh, Lordy…

That’s all I can say…

By: Julie Long

Julie Long — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:49:50 +0000

OhmyGOD! How did you keep a straight face when your son told you that?! I’m reminded of when my best friend’s toddler was sitting on her lap, looking at me and rattling off the things he knew not to do:

“We don’t push. And we don’t scream. And we don’t say fuck.”

I had to keep a straight face while his mom bit her lip and shook with convulsions! “You’re right,” I nodded, “we don’t say that.”

“No,” he shook his head, “We don’t say fuck.”

By: Sophie

Sophie — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:44:29 +0000

Your son’s comment: uh, I’m glad I have a daughter. I probably would have just laughed myself silly and given him a BIG complex.

Your daughter’s comment: yea. I get that one, too. Unfortunately, Pumpkin says it to my friends, too. hurray.

By: curt

curt — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 18:47:00 +0000

hey — I don’t need your son making me feel like less of a man.

and, now — I have that damned “viva viagra” song in my head. those bastards. I bet the king is rolling around in his jump suit in his grave.