Archive for the ‘Home Wrecker’ Category

Out, out damn stripes!

July 2, 2007

I know you probably aren’t reading this because you care that much about my raccoon problem, but I can tell you there are a helluva lot of people in this country who are searching the Internet because “raccoons are living under my deck” or the like. And they’re finding their way here, so welcome! Please stay, read a few [...]

I don’t want these neighbors!

June 16, 2007

I’m not always the brightest bulb in the pack. Sometimes I need a few clues to catch on to what’s going on. Like last weekend when I saw the remains of a small furry animal in the mulch bed behind my house. It’s face was unrecognizable at the point I found it, but I noticed [...]

Books, Bookcases and More!

April 29, 2007

It’s been a productive weekend at OWS. After 3 hours in the cold drizzle yesterday in the name of soccer/magnet ball, I’ve spent most of the rest of my time inside – in the name of books. I made excellent progress in finishing revisions to another chapter of my novel. I’m in the middle of The Big Scene, about [...]

You Tarzan, Me Be Jane

April 23, 2007

I’ve noticed a new character in the decorating and home improvement shows I watch: the Drill-Wielding Super Babe. I usually view these shows out of the corner of my eye while I’m responding to emails, chatting with my family, or otherwise multi-tasking, but I swear I’ve seen several shows now with hot female carpenters at the helm. These friendly and pretty gals spend their time chatting [...]