Archive for November 2007

Dating and the “patience is a virtue” experiment

November 30, 2007

I thought I’d give you a quick update on my current round of online dating. In summary: it has been painfully boring. Actually, it hasn’t been painful at all because, having an analytical side (and being an online dating veteran), I’ve been looking at the matchmaking process and results with an odd detachment like a [...]

Yarn dolls at the playground

November 28, 2007

Tonight I went to Drama Girl’s Brownie meeting to help out with her troop’s “Try It” activity. A Try It, as the name implies, is an activity that fosters creativity and friendship and teamwork and learning something new and blah-blah-blahbadee-blah-blah-blah. Drama Girl likes her troop and so do I (as much as one likes such [...]

Can I get her paycheck, too?

November 28, 2007

Lulu over at Lulu’s Laundry recently admitted to being a nerd — a nerd infatuated with Anderson Cooper, to be more specific — but forgetting the Anderson factor for a moment, Lulu found out by taking this little test that she is a nerd of the Velma variety. Naturally I had to take the test [...]

Italian genes do not equal la dolce vita

November 25, 2007

I dedicate this post to my mothering and baking soulmate, Beta Mom.
Last night I attended a holiday party with my neighbor. I know, I know - a little too early to be going to Christmas parties, IMO, but I like the hostess, wanted the chance to catch up with my neighbor-friend and it was [...]

The devil made me do it

November 25, 2007

Oh, how I marvel at the Internet and those crazy blog stats! I see a lot of search terms leading people to my site that (not surprisingly) have something to do with buying tickets for or trying to write a one woman show. But yesterday this one stood out:
2007 email contacts of church of satan
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More normal party planning?

November 23, 2007

If last week’s party mom gone mad story made you break out in a cold sweat, I offer this calming alternative that came home on Wednesday from Drama Girl’s class:
Hello to all parents of Mr. Teacher’s Class!
We are getting ready for our Holiday Party. The time/day of our party is Thursday, December 20th from 9:15-10:15 [...]

My magical thinking

November 21, 2007

My paternal grandfather, rest his soul, was always early for everything. I mean early-early. Like hours early for certain events. Like would start driving his car from Michigan to Florida a day before he and my grandmother were scheduled to leave on their trip so they could get there…earlier, I guess. My dad is like [...]

My craziness dost spilleth over

November 19, 2007

Hey, I used the idea from my I Will Beat Myself Silly with a Limp Lizard post and drafted a holiday “Spill” for the folks at ParentsConnect.com. They liked it!
Better yet, they’ve PUBLISHED it: check it out!!

Thank you. Now I must go kiss the vinyl dinosaur under my coffee table and toss little plastic [...]

Online Dating: Separating Fact from Fiction

November 18, 2007

I’ve been on the dating scene for a few years now and have tried various ways of meeting people: set-ups by friends, speed dating, joining a singles volunteering organization (now defunct), stalking men in Lowe’s, and online dating. I’ve tried various online dating sites in this time: Match, eharmony, Chemistry, SingleParentsMeet, GreatBoyfriends. I’m not here [...]

First snow

November 16, 2007

“We have a dusting! We have a dusting!”
Overnight we received our first dusting of snow, which can mean only two things:

This entire region will be in a tizzy all day because, you know, this kind or precipitation doesn’t happen but, like, EVERY YEAR.
The TV meteorologists will become re-energized, gearing up for their SEVERE STORM WARNINGS [...]